Yes, pay heed to Darren's advice.

I remember the Great EotN epidemic of 1994. It was devastating to my Llama flock. Even the females got it. 

Mmmmmm...Llama Flambe

Yay 3-Spits for that one!

How about we start an anti-fast food campaign. 'Eat Camelids instead' Complete with snappy produce names like

'Fillet-O-Llama',
'Llama McNuggets', or
'Hot Alpaca Pie'. 

Ok,

So the Llama Council is not the most popular board going around. Hey it's sometimes the quality not the quantity of the posts that make a board popular. It has nothing to do with the consumption of Llamas, heck no!! No image problems, whatsoever 

So how do we make the Llama Council more popular? If the Flying Spaghetti Monster can send the web world beserk, then why the heck can't we. (That Monster was soooo 2005, as one P.Hilton would say)

So how do we make Llamas hip, cool and net savvy. Or should, I just admit defeat and accept that Llamas just ain't 'C-O-O-L-L'.

Are we really just a Zoom extension gallery, or are we a kick ass quirky website with more Llama-tential than you can poke at spit at?

How can we do it gang? Do we need a few letters to the Glass Onion? Or parody a cause that needs sending up using Lllamas? Lend me your thoughts.  All two of you 

La-ha!

Greetings ancient one. Have we met somewhere before? You seem vaguely familiar. Somewhere involving Pirates perhaps?

No doubt we will have lots of camelidic wisdom to compile. Glad you are here.

Llets Rumblle!!

I'll see that one off and raise you a

Llam - Arghhhhhhhhh!!!

Now this one looks just plain angry!!

Say hi and introduce yourself. 

The use of double l's in your spelling ('spelling' is a good example) is warmly encouraged.

If you have any queries, then your guess is as good as mine 

Wooot!

How about we start injecting some more quirky content into this place?

I'll ask some of the old gang if they would be keen to help 'fire up' the Llama boards.

I dare ask, should serious Llama enthusiasts also get a section?

YArrrrr...

You bet yer next camelidic Big Mac I will!

Righty-o gang,

I'm told a good Yarrgghh will help increase the Llama population. So on behalf of all pirates, Yargghhh forth and multiply...

YARRGGHHHH!!

Hiya Helen,

I am a big consumer of anything with 4-legs, especially Vicunas, those little beasties are delicious. Dang evil though!

A warm camelidic welcome from the Llama Council to you.

Here's a nice one of Llama Boyband 'The Furry Four' strutting their stuff in their newest MTV video 'Spit me a river'

I once had a Vicuna look at me in a really suspicsious way. Another Vicuna in a large Hummer stole my car park.

They run wild, they are easily confused with the Guanaco. What's worse they

Wiki

What's worse the local people involve them in a fertility ritual

wiiki

I say ban them, I say let's start a War on Vicunas. Forget that other war.  A war on vicuna's will get the most distasteful government re-elected. Their persecution of other camelids must end.

Vicuna's are to Darth Vader as Llamas are to Luke Skywalker...
Vicuna's are to Kyptonite as Llamas are to Superman...
Vicuna's are to Ivan Drago as Llamas are to Rocky...