Don't know what to get the pirate with everything?  Well, hauling booty is hard work, and sailing the open seas can be cold, brutal work as well.  It's hard work that can make a man hungry enough to eat his own boots.  Might I suggest giving the gift of a llama.

Llamas are very useful creatures.  They can haul a load over uneven and rough terrain.  Their fur can be sheared and woven into warm blankets or clothing.  Their meat is also quite tasty and low in fat and cholesterol.  It's the gift that keeps on giving!  Well, until you eat it.

Some might say, "Aaargh, but that link buys a llama for someone ELSE!"  Well, yeah... but you're buying for a pirate.  Now he/she knows there's a llama with their name on it out there, just waiting to be pillaged/plundered.  That's the best gift anyone can give a pirate - renewal of purpose!

Done!  There is also World Vision Canada that does the same thing.  No llamas, unfortunately.  I gave ducks and rabbits for Christmas!

Yarr, my ARRGH 9000 has a llama compartment!

To give you an idea what it smells like: :llama:


Duke